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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 19:42:43 GMT -5
"He's so crazy! Did you see that? He took the cookies! We'll never see them again... That's for sure."
I frown and in general convey a very sad air about me. I hop up on the kitchen counter and take a seat, letting my legs dangle off the side and swing about a little.
"Well... Anyway, sorry you got all captured and what not Linnea. But wasn't this fun? I mean... Come on. This was a little fun? And you got to meet me. THAT'S a big deal. Although... I didn't properly introduce myself. I usually introduce myself with a rap. Would you like to hear it? It's really good."
It IS good.
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 19:48:45 GMT -5
"Yeah it was fun even if I had to hang out with Keito," she says with a smile. "Sure I would love to hear your rap."
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 19:54:46 GMT -5
"YES!"
I am so excited now... I hop off of the counter and take off my jacket. I roll my sleeves up to my elbows, take off my tie, and put it around my head.
"Now, keep in mind that this is to the tune of the first verse of "The Humpty Dance" By: Digital Underground..."
I turn my back to her and do a one, two, three count before turning back around and beginning:
"All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to.
I make money
And yeah I get the honey's G,
So yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round...
I put the bless back in this town,
And my crystals are mined in the underground.
I drink up all the Cola ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself...
My name is Calithin,
Pronounced with some style then.
Yo people, you know I mean to get crunk, see...
All the tycoons in Forbes then-- please allow me to bump thee.
I'm gettin high, y'all,
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the markets meet me.
I like to climb,
I like my girls spunky,
I'm a junkie. On trampolines I get jumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack...
But sometimes I get ridiculous.
I'll eat up all your cookies and your licorice
Hey yo dumb girl, c'mere-- are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called you dumb...
Look at me, I'm silly.
It never stopped me from gettin' busy.
I'm a freak.
I keep the girls in my room;
I once got busy in a Allmart bathroom.
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm selfish but it just don't faze me.
I still get down on the floor and dance,
And now you're in my trance..."
I throw in a little dancing while I rap and when I'm done I put my hand up for Linnea to high five.
"NICE! What did you think?"
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 20:04:46 GMT -5
Linnea laughed so hard, once he was done she gave him a high five.
"That was AMAZING!" she nearly shouted. "How did you come up with that? And I certainly hope not all of that is completely true."
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 20:09:12 GMT -5
"WOO!"
I jump a little and feel pretty good about the whole thing.
"Well, one day I was like... Everyone has such boring introductions... It's all, like, just your name and what you do for a living... Boring things like that. So I thought I'd spice things up a little. I'm glad you like it. I'm pretty proud of it, not gunna lie..."
I settle down a little and sit on a stool next to Linnea.
"See. You're having fun. This is fun. Are we all cheered up now or what? Because if not... I still have a few tricks up my sleeve."
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 20:15:24 GMT -5
Linnea laughs, "I'll have to agree but then again...I'm one of those people with the boring introductions. I'm afraid I would never be able to come up with anything like that."
She laughs a little more.
"Yeah I'm cheered. It's just I have been alone for a while and the only real interaction I get is from Keito and you know how that is." she shrugs and makes a face. "And then I thought I made a friend and he turns me to so that I can get beat up."
She stops laughing and then looks down at her fingers, she turned the mood sour again. She hoped this wouldn't upset Calithin.
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Post by Jack Kruschev on May 28, 2008 20:23:04 GMT -5
"Why not?" Anthony asked Virgil, spying with extreme interest.
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 20:24:41 GMT -5
"Alone is not a good way to be."
I shake my head. It's really really not.
"Listen, I'm not going to pretend like I know you or what your problems are... Because I don't. But I think you're a pretty okay person... I've definitely met worse. Therefore, if you wanted to make friends or whatever I'm sure you could. You don't even need a spiffy introduction... It's not that difficult. Everyone is looking for everyone else. Existence is a dramatic, lonely train ride up Crazy street."
I realize that my tie is still on my head so I take it off and put it aside, which probably helps my being taken more seriously.
"And, yes, sometimes people will indeed turn you into the authorities leading to your ultimate imprisonment and torture, but... That's only some people. It's good to avoid those kinds and the kind like my father and the kind like me. But otherwise, people are good, and you should go for it."
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 20:31:20 GMT -5
"I guess you have a totally valid point," she looked at him. "But wouldn't that make..."
She paused for a moment and smiled.
"So if I should avoid people like you then why am I listening to your advice. I should be avoiding you," she says softly and smiles.
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 20:35:57 GMT -5
"Ah! Logical fallacy! I have been undone!"
That always happens. I never think about what I say. Darn it.
"Nooooo. Don't look at me."
I cover my face with my hands.
"Okay... New rule. It's okay to spend a little little little bit of time with me and take my advice... But in the long run I am to be avoided much like plagues of different kinds."
I peak out and look at her through my fingers.
"I am kind of like chocolate. Delicious and great... But you can't survive on chocolate, and too much of it makes you sick. It is only for sometimes. Only for sometimes."
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 20:40:13 GMT -5
Linnea laughs.
"And your so great! Just like chocolate."
She smiles so much it hurts.
"Your probably the most interesting person I've been around. It's kinda a relief," she turns her head toward him. "I wouldn't mind being around you more often. Even if you say that you should be avoided."
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 20:47:02 GMT -5
I put my hands down and sigh.
"Yeah, people never really listen when I tell them I should be avoided. It's a phenomenon. Like... Bigfoot or how jello never melts."
I roll my eyes at myself and smile.
"But seriously Linny... It's all about getting your basic food groups of people. Ya heard? Like... Nice people, they're the grains. Smart people, they're the veggies. Funny people, they're the fruits. Adventurous people, they're the meats. And then waaaay at the tippy top there's me. Only for sometimes. Very fattening and bad for you... Heart attacks, cholesterol, and all that. Don't be fooled."
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 20:50:48 GMT -5
"But how can that be true when you seem so nice and funny. And well...your a little I don't know the word...floaty? You also have a great why of describing things. To me that doesn't seem the type of personality that I should keep away from."
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Post by Calithin Crest on May 28, 2008 20:59:05 GMT -5
I shrug.
"Welly well well... That is only for sometimes, bubbles. You don't know me, that's all. I am not always nice... Always funny. Definitely always funny. You can't turn that off. I mean, really. But I can most for-surely be extremely unkind. Like a dinosaur... And not the fun kind that only munches grass and you can play with, but like the kind that eats people."
I think for a second and shake my head.
"I mean, I don't eat people or anything. Don't get me wrong. That's not what I mean. I am alot of things but definitely not a cannibal... I mean that, rather, in the sense that... People get hurt. I hurt people. I am a hurter. So don't get confused with what you're dealing with..."
I motion outside to where my father is sitting up in a tree.
"I'm only about a pebble and a half from Papa bear over in that tree. Trust."
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Post by Linnea Korpela on May 28, 2008 21:04:22 GMT -5
Linnea was disappointed, someone who was self appointed mean were usually the meanest.
"Well I'm not sure what to say," she stared straight ahead. "Except that I'm disappointed. I mean I'm sure you are a little mean, everyone is, even I am. But the way you described yourself is very depressing."
She paused and then turned slightly but didn't look at him.
"I was kinda looking forward to making friends with you and well...you know hanging out. Only with what you say I think I would feel like I do when I go to work and have to see your dad every day.
"I mean. I don't want to be mean about it, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about."
OCC sorry im signing off. i'm exhausted and i have worky in the morning
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