Chaper 14: The Blessed

[Jumala Keitoleinen]

"So Anthony, you didn't tell us about this creature." Keitoleinen replies with a laugh. He is very pleased with this, even though some of the guests are rattled by having been picked up by the large woman.

Keitoleinen does feel jealous though, since he likes to have the spotlight. He is the host of this party afterall.

"I'm sorry ...but it is not your turn to be on display. Anthony is showing off his liquid creature."

[Lumina & Tibor]

Lumbor is just finishing replacing the two guests when Keitoleinen addresses her.

Lumbor strikes a pose and tilts her head softly to the side to look directly at Keitoleinen.

"Just like a man.....never letting a lady have the spot-light."

Lumbor twitches her head around a little to find the creature that was scheduled to go on before her. Upon locating the luquid animal, she makes a mad dash towards the tank. Lumbor without hesitation heaves the tank above her head and begins to DRINK the creature.

It only takes a few moments for Lumbor to chug the entire contents of the tank, much to the surprise of the silent onlooking guests. The only noise that can be heard is the whispers of a few guests:

"Is she gonna drink ALL of that?!?!??"
"That doesn't seem physically possible......"
"What the fuck just happend?"
"No WAY...."

Lumbor slams the empty tank down on the floor and lets out a triumphant burp/roar.

"Bluuuuggghhhrrrrraaaaawwwrrrr!!!"

"Well, it looks like I'm up then....."

[Jumala Keitoleinen]

Keitoleinen is annoyed that she is not respecting him. He is a man, and not only that, he is a God, which means by virtue of his being god and being male, he should totally NOT be upstaged by this freakish woman.

Keitoleinen claps. "Oh look, the circus is here. Good show, Anthony." He states, pretending not to notice that she drank Anthony's creature. If he ignores it, maybe no one else will have noticed. "I am terribly disappointed with the last act, but, now that the circus is here, we can move on with the entertainment."

Keitoleinen claps his hands and two french contortionists run in front of everyone...twisting about each other in a strange, French sort of way. They are wearing black and red spandex outfits with black eye masks. "Ah, now that's entertainment!"

[Lumina & Tibor]

Lumbor's jaw drops at the obvious defamation of her splendid character. Even after the impressive display of manliness, she is still being brushed off. Lumbor wipes from her face the remnants of the liquid creature and storms towards the contortionists in a fury. She mutters under her breath in her best Russian accent:

"I'll show you...."

Lumbor grabs ahold of the two contortionists and begins to tie their clothes together intermingling the clothes with body parts. Lumbor continues to tie the unlucky pair together until they are nothing but a ball of spandex and random prodruding feet and arms.

Lumbor then walks over to Keitoleinen and places her proud creaton at his feet and exclaims:

"There your are sir!"

[Jumala Keitoleinen]

"Those contortionists are so amazing...how they bunch up so compact. It's like a European car or something. What amazing artists...so small, flexible...and bunchy." Keitoleinen states. Some acrobats come flipping in behind them, and Keitoleinen pretends that all of this is part of the show.

"Alright everyone, there is one Genetech animal that you all forgot to butcher. Does everyone still have the knives I passed out earlier?" Keitoleinen asks. Earlier he distributed knives and other sharp objects to his guests for butchering the unicorn and the mammoth.

"I think there's still room on the spit for this one." He states. "Is that ax around here?" He asks, since he distinctly remembers distributing it to someone.

He steps out of the way so that his guests can take care of Lumbor. No one seems eager to step up.

[Jack Kruschev]

I grind my teeth together in annoyance as Lumbor drinks my latest creation.

I push past a few guests and yell, "What the fuck do you think your doing?! When we get back to Genetech, I'll fucking kill you for pure entertainment you piece of shit!"

I look over to Tyler Bargrin and nod to have him remove Lumbor from the building and give an additional nod to Dr. Kukkanen to regain control of the creature and get it out of Lumbor.

"We'll discuss why I shouldn't kill you right now later, Lumbor," I say to Lumbor as I turn away to resist blasting her away with my Manala gun.

Turning to Jumala, I say, "All apologies, sir."

[Lumina & Tibor]

Lumbor slowly pans her clenched jaws and face around the room to take note of all of the advancing Genetech employees. Thinking to herself that drinking the creature was probably not the best of ideas, she bolts out the back door where they are dealing with the mammoth. Lumbor shouts over her shoulder:

"If I'm going back to the lab I'm gonna have a bit more fun first."

Lumbor intentionally does not use the door and instead runs directly through the wall.

She arrives out back to see some of the guests attacking the mammoth with limited success. Lumbor strikes a sinsiter smile as she lunges toward the mammoth, grabbing the spear that had been conveniently provided, and thrusting it full-way through the mammoth's skull. The mammoth staggers and lets out a death-wail and drops to the ground. Lumbor then grabs onto a tuff of hair at the top of the mammoth's head. She then glances at all the on-lookers to make sure they will witness this feat. Lumbor jerks the hair upward and over her shoulder in a blurry-fast motion, effectively skinning the animal completely. Lumbor then waves the giant flap of skin triumphantly over her head like a helicopter blade, lightly spattering the stunned guests with blood.

"Yeah!" Lumbor exclaims.

[Dr. Lonnrot Kukkanen]

Sighing, I close my eyes and force the creature to return from the depths of Lumbor and come back out.

The creature splatter onto the floor and moves around slightly. "Damn creature," I mutter to myself as I have it return to the tank.

[Jumala Keitoleinen]

Keitoleinen peers through the hole in his wall and watches the bizarre woman skin the mammoth, in one motion, then swing the skin like a helicopter blade. He wouldn't be that shocked if she started actually flying around from whipping it around like that. He thought Anthony was a little harsh for a minor annoyance, and since she skinned the mammoth...quite a feat since it is a very large and shaggy animal...hence the Wooley ...epithet.

"Alright, that was actually somewhat cool. I can appreciate that. I say she can stay and enjoy the party if she butchers the thing and just stays out of everyone's way...cooking meat, like a normal woman should." Keitoleinen announces. He thinks he is being more than fair.

[wyvernlord]

I sigh as I chase Lumbor out the back door.

Tackling her, I say, "Listen, I'm sick of having to deal with...abominations... like you and would prefer if you would calm the fuck down."

[Lumina & Tibor]

Lumbor ALLOWS herslef to be tackled. She then stands up and gently pushes Tyler off of her. She sighs,

"Alright, I guess it is time afterall."

Lumbor's body then relaxes and glows a blue color, as her body separates into Lumina & Tibor. The both of them sit down on their knees and put their hands in the praying position to denote their submissive intentions.

Tibor: "Yeah, it IS time to go afterall."

[Jack Kruschev]

I crack my fingers and glare at a few, laughing, party guests, who immediately become quiet.

I approach Jumala and tap him on the shoulder and say, "Now, try to kill the creature, no, boiling or evaporating won't do. It has an oil-like base that prevents that sort of thing."

[Jumala Keitoleinen]

Keitoleinen is rather confused when Lumbor disappears and is replaced by a scrawny male and a somewhat plain, but still fuckable, woman. "Tyler, you can take the male away, but the female can stay and clean up the mess Lumbor made. And cook." Keitoleinen decides.

He crosses his arms. He really didn't expect this sort of chaos at his party, but since he is a God of destruction, he finds no problem with most of it. His only qualm was that Lumbor was drawing attention away from him.

Keitoleinen steps through the hole in the wall made by Lumbor, and approaches Lumina. He figures that perhaps Lumbor was vaporized by some sort of Manala gun and perhaps Tibor and Lumina were the contents in her stomach.

He helps Lumina up. "Don't worry, that awful woman is gone now."

Keitoleinen glances back at Anthony. "Oh, I don't know how I would kill it. If it is made of oil, could you light it on fire?" He asks

[wyvernlord]

I watch as the freak of Genetech turns into two rather attractive people.

"you don't have to leave, but you do have to calm down."

[Lumina & Tibor]

Lumina looks up at Tyler and smiles. "Well, I'll try to be good!"

Lumina then directs her attention back to Keitoleinen. She hates the thought of being overpowered by ANY man, but this man expecially irritated her. Her heart quickly sank because he knew she held no real power without Tibor's help.

Tibor decided it was probably best for him to blend into the crowd and not be noticed to much more than was necessary. He scampered back inside the building, leaving Lumina with only an assuring smile.

Lumina looked up at Keitoleinen,

Lumina: "Well I guess I have a lot of work to do if we're gonna BBQ up this mammoth!!"